Pain in the Ass

If you can afford to be more receptive to the world around you that means that you are not afraid of pain in the ass.

Stress

We live in the epoch when not only the cock but also the brain gets tired of pornography.

The Most Outstanding People

The most outstanding people are broads with big boobs.

Fantastic Creatures

Penis and vagina are two fantastic creatures whose roads cross worldwide every day.

Screwdriver

You can screw provided you have a good screwdriver.

Pen

I fell asleep holding my pen in my hand.

Doctor Freud`s Carrot: the basics of psychoanalysis

A carrot in a condom would have a double meaning for doctor Freud.

Lubrication

Lubrication is the thing that keeps us from burning.

Come

You can come anytime when you are inside.

Friction

Judging by the birth rate on our planet I conclude that the human race is very fond of friction.

Rabbits

Why are there more men than rabbits on earth if rabbits are supposed to be more sexy?

Love

If you really love a woman then nothing, even a condom, will stand between you.

Insignificance

It does not matter whether you are passive or active- you will be screwed just the same.

Striptease

If you are bald, you can leave your hat on...

Beer

In some cases, six bottles of beer are much better than six times.

Sex

The more we want sex, the less we can get it.

Mother

There are a lot of whores but mother is one.

Fun

To fun everything that moves is good for jogging.

Women

The more I think of women the less they come in real life.

Cupid

Cupid did not hurt me much.