A carrot in a condom would have a double meaning for doctor Freud.
Lubrication is the thing that keeps us from burning.
You can come anytime when you are inside.
Judging by the birth rate on our planet I conclude that the human race is very fond of friction.
Why are there more men than rabbits on earth if rabbits are supposed to be more sexy?
If you really love a woman then nothing, even a condom, will stand between you.
It does not matter whether you are passive or active- you will be screwed just the same.
If you are bald, you can leave your hat on...
In some cases, six bottles of beer are much better than six times.
The more we want sex, the less we can get it.
There are a lot of whores but mother is one.
To fun everything that moves is good for jogging.
The more I think of women the less they come in real life.
Cupid did not hurt me much.
